did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
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jimmie johns when drunk is the best thing ever
HA Attacked with a mac n cheese box, classic
hmmmm 8:00 pm, could be, but I'm thinking this sounds an awful lot like an Austin I know in kzoo, hahaha.... only thing that makes this not funny is I happen to be hooking up with him right now :-/
fucking lol. ha ha ha
i bet this was my man austin harris haaaaaaaa