He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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