Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Even my vagina gasped.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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