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  • Submitted by Pavi on Jul 1, 11 at 10:34am

    Man can survive on receiving blowjobs alone.

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jul 1, 11 at 10:24am

    Sex? I'm not seeing anything else needed?

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 1, 11 at 10:20am

    *EVERY* blowjob is a *new* blowjob, sweetie.

  • 81 49
    Submitted by koji8123 on Jul 1, 11 at 10:24am

    Blowjobs are the only rewards one needs.

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    Submitted by Yeep on Jul 1, 11 at 10:56am

    No, no you don't

  • 69 48
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jul 1, 11 at 2:35pm

    Anal. Definitely anal.

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 1, 11 at 8:44pm

    Let me get this straight, there were times, as a reward, he accepted head scratches and nutella when blow jobs were an option?

  • 57 40
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 1, 11 at 3:45pm

    Try using the nutella in recipes, then feeding him what you've cooked during the blowjob.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 11 at 12:28am

    Which head are you scratching?

  • 46 41
    Submitted by eveiw on Jul 2, 11 at 12:17am

    Sounds fine to me

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    Submitted by jennasaur on Jul 2, 11 at 6:10am

    How about incorporating the three?

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 1, 11 at 9:06pm

    Your dog doesn't have a cell phone. Quit texting him.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by T_1 on Jul 1, 11 at 11:06am

    @1038 like *THAT* will happen. Ho's gonna ho.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Not_Dan_Troxell on Aug 3, 11 at 2:16pm

    Really hope I don't know who posted this. The MO seems strangely familiar...

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    Submitted by JustTheTiptTommy on Aug 16, 12 at 12:47pm

    Why?!?!?

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    Submitted by likeaboss77 on Jul 1, 11 at 10:38am

    Or you could give yourself some self respect