I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Man can survive on receiving blowjobs alone.
No, no you don't
*EVERY* blowjob is a *new* blowjob, sweetie.
Sex? I'm not seeing anything else needed?
Blowjobs are the only rewards one needs.
Try using the nutella in recipes, then feeding him what you've cooked during the blowjob.
Let me get this straight, there were times, as a reward, he accepted head scratches and nutella when blow jobs were an option?
Anal. Definitely anal.
How about incorporating the three?
Your dog doesn't have a cell phone. Quit texting him.
Which head are you scratching?
Sounds fine to me
@1038 like *THAT* will happen. Ho's gonna ho.
Really hope I don't know who posted this. The MO seems strangely familiar...
Or you could give yourself some self respect