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  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:34pm

    what were your nipples doing out to be licked?

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 19, 11 at 5:38pm

    Men shouldn't do this to each other in public

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 19, 11 at 7:00pm

    If by "bartender" you mean "boyfriend" and if by "never stay after hours" you meant "and then nailed me", then this all makes perfect sense.

  • Submitted by SuperSlut on Jan 19, 11 at 11:52pm

    I feel like this should say "my bartender licked my nipple. stay after hours as often as possible".

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    Submitted by aliGATORnom on Jan 20, 11 at 1:48am

    nipple lickin' good.

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    Submitted by blite on Jan 19, 11 at 5:40pm

    Thats what happens when u dont lube the nipples!!!

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    Submitted by usmcMartin on Jan 19, 11 at 6:30pm

    i agree with prun, why were the nipples out?

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    Submitted by Jenlikroar on Jan 20, 11 at 1:00am

    WTF happened to Rickscott!?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 20, 11 at 1:18am

      Pay attention. He's left some great comments in the past few days

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    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 20, 11 at 3:05am

    nothing like a nipple lick.

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    Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jan 20, 11 at 2:57am

    It's a Jersey thing... You wouldn't understand.

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    Submitted by taurineFlunky on Jan 20, 11 at 12:24pm

    You lucky mother fucker

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    Submitted by Imtheshiz on Jan 19, 11 at 9:53pm

    Hell yeah jersey!

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    Submitted by TheSpiritOfJazz on Jan 21, 11 at 10:20pm

    Through the shirt or the bare nipple?

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    Submitted by silverlining on Jan 19, 11 at 10:39pm

    I hope you got one on the house for that...maybe a whole round

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    Submitted by putty911 on Jan 20, 11 at 12:54am

    Shut up hedge hog

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    Submitted by edowado on Mar 12, 11 at 10:24am

    hahah omg i heard about this in school lmfao thats funny as hell ahhhahaha\nbut seriously press charges

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    Submitted by brownthug on Jan 20, 11 at 3:50am

    bartender: hot chic. customer: guy.

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    Submitted by jesters8 on Jan 19, 11 at 5:22pm

    Awesome!

  • Submitted by CheckOne on Jan 19, 11 at 4:34pm

    Press charges, otherwise it must not be that big of a deal. If you really cared, you wouldn't allow someone to sexually assault you.

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 19, 11 at 5:02pm

      really...?

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        Submitted by I_d_10_tee_error on Jan 19, 11 at 5:39pm

        Yes, really. If you check any of this dousches other posts, this person takes these texts very seriously. Everything on the intarwebs is true.

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          Submitted by CheckOne on Jan 19, 11 at 7:43pm

          You're a bad dad I_d_10_tee_error.

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            Submitted by I_d_10_tee_error on Jan 20, 11 at 6:55am

            Yes I know. I should have slapped you around a little more when you were younger. And I keep asking you to please stop referring me as daddy in public. Makes it harder to meet people like your mom.