my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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what were your nipples doing out to be licked?
Men shouldn't do this to each other in public
I feel like this should say "my bartender licked my nipple. stay after hours as often as possible".
If by "bartender" you mean "boyfriend" and if by "never stay after hours" you meant "and then nailed me", then this all makes perfect sense.
nipple lickin' good.
i agree with prun, why were the nipples out?
WTF happened to Rickscott!?
Pay attention. He's left some great comments in the past few days
nothing like a nipple lick.
Thats what happens when u dont lube the nipples!!!
It's a Jersey thing... You wouldn't understand.
Through the shirt or the bare nipple?
I hope you got one on the house for that...maybe a whole round
You lucky mother fucker
Shut up hedge hog
bartender: hot chic. customer: guy.
Hell yeah jersey!
hahah omg i heard about this in school lmfao thats funny as hell ahhhahaha\nbut seriously press charges
Press charges, otherwise it must not be that big of a deal. If you really cared, you wouldn't allow someone to sexually assault you.
Yes, really. If you check any of this dousches other posts, this person takes these texts very seriously. Everything on the intarwebs is true.
You're a bad dad I_d_10_tee_error.
Yes I know. I should have slapped you around a little more when you were younger. And I keep asking you to please stop referring me as daddy in public. Makes it harder to meet people like your mom.