that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
