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  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:34pm

    a-fucking-men to this text.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:17pm

    MAYONNAISEEEEEEEEE. I put mayonnaise on EVERYTHING you've EVER touched.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:53pm

    You know what? My boyfriend LOVES mayo. And I still fuck him. So there.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm

    mayonnaise makes semen taste bad

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:59am

    To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28pm

    Is "eats mayonnaise" a euphemism?

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:50pm

    Your vag has taste buds?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:56am

    i don't know what the fuck either of those mean

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:05pm

    Mayo is semen in disguise. Of course "He" (and I won't say who "He" is but his initials are "CS") loves Mayo.... Maybe even more than sex, we'll see.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:30pm

    Pineapples people, they'll make you taste sweet. Be it male or female

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    my girlfriend has this huge aversion towards mayonnaise, to the point where when we eat together I can't eat anything with mayo on it.

  • 21 30
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Jan 13, 12 at 3:03pm

    What about miracle whip?

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:19am

    i think i know who posted this. weird. thats never happened before. i dated someone who really hated mayo.

  • 18 48
    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 3, 11 at 1:33am

    I am with you I hate mayo also