If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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You know what? My boyfriend LOVES mayo. And I still fuck him. So there.
a-fucking-men to this text.
I put mayonnaise on EVERYTHING you've EVER touched.
mayonnaise makes semen taste bad
To begin my life with the beginning of my life, I record that I was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a Friday, at twelve o'clock at night. It was remarked that the clock began to strike, and I began to cry, simultaneously.
Is "eats mayonnaise" a euphemism?
Pineapples people, they'll make you taste sweet. Be it male or female
Your vag has taste buds?
my girlfriend has this huge aversion towards mayonnaise, to the point where when we eat together I can't eat anything with mayo on it.
What about miracle whip?
i don't know what the fuck either of those mean
Mayo is semen in disguise. Of course "He" (and I won't say who "He" is but his initials are "CS") loves Mayo.... Maybe even more than sex, we'll see.
i think i know who posted this. weird. thats never happened before. i dated someone who really hated mayo.
I am with you I hate mayo also