belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wakey wakey hands off snakey
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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