Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
third nipple confirmed
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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