Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize
