Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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