Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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