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  • Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Dec 9, 12 at 3:58pm

    You'll probably get diabetes when he comes though

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    Submitted by drunktexter13 on Dec 9, 12 at 3:30pm

    If someone asks you if you want a\nBJ you say YES

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 9, 12 at 4:52pm

    Fluffernutter!

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    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 9, 12 at 4:16pm

    No homo but I think I would give him a blowjob

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    Submitted by BD78 on Dec 10, 12 at 12:43am

    This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 9, 12 at 4:53pm

    I just checked my pantry, and then sent the link to this txt to my GF... I can see her eyes rolling through the awkward silence of no reply. lol xD

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      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 9, 12 at 4:55pm

      @gadawgs23

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      Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 10, 12 at 6:43am

      @lol_wat i just went to the store and got a jar.. The hot cashier wouldn't offer her assistance.. :/

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        Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 3:13pm

        I'm still waiting on a reply from my gf...

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 9, 12 at 4:16pm

    I could dunk my peen0r in a jar of marsmellow fluff, and lather it up nice and good for you... close enough amirite? I'm sure I'm not the only guy that'd do this either?!

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      Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 9, 12 at 4:38pm

      I would.. Twice.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 9, 12 at 11:59pm

    The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has a penis to suck? He's built like a eunick!

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    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 10, 12 at 5:43pm

    Fictional head: Bella ought to do Dobby.

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    Submitted by wizeguy717 on Dec 9, 12 at 4:17pm

    Drunktexter13: that is hilarious...well done