Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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You'll probably get diabetes when he comes though
No homo but I think I would give him a blowjob
This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
I just checked my pantry, and then sent the link to this txt to my GF... I can see her eyes rolling through the awkward silence of no reply. lol xD
@lol_wat i just went to the store and got a jar.. The hot cashier wouldn't offer her assistance.. :/
I'm still waiting on a reply from my gf...
If someone asks you if you want a\nBJ you say YES
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has a penis to suck? He's built like a eunick!
I could dunk my peen0r in a jar of marsmellow fluff, and lather it up nice and good for you... close enough amirite? I'm sure I'm not the only guy that'd do this either?!
I would.. Twice.
Fictional head: Bella ought to do Dobby.
Drunktexter13: that is hilarious...well done