Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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