He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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Confused... What exactly makes it a "slutty" Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader costume? Wait...I probably don't want to know 😏
Exactly, how do you make them sluttier?
She never actually specified it was a cheerleader ... I'm having more fun picturing a slutty linebacker costume
If he proposed, then jail is actually the least bad alternative -- better 10 days in the slammer than married for 10 years.
So did you say "yes"? Dammit I want answers!