I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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