if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We need to get me chipped asap
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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