the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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