I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
