doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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