Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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