How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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