I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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