Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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