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  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:28pm

    yeah...all of you saying you had kids at an early age and dont regret it, you're not old enough to regret it for the most part. most of you probably have your parents helping you out TONS financially and having them take care of your kids sometimes. wait until you hvae to do it all on your own

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:06pm

    Re: um how would that fuck up your life? i'm 18 and have the most wonderful life and 2 year old. ________________________________________________ You probably never had a chance of getting out of the trailer park, anyway.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:14am

    I want the first poster's number... she seems like a sure thing.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:08am

    anal was invented immediately following the discovery of the intercourse/procreation link... of COURSE Jesus heard of it

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:57am

    Hmm... a well planned abortion would have taken care of that 2 year old... 18 years ago.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:06pm

    well aren't you a mature 18 year old!?

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14am

    God, I've been here.... and in these same area codes. LOL. You'll live dude, either way you decide. Live does go on.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:17am

    @12:12AM, not sure if you are aware but the pill doesn't do much in the way of std's so using both doesnt seem like a bad idea. It only takes one time getting itchy crotch from Ms." I'm on the Pill" to make one a little more careful.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:42pm

    people should just keep their legs closed. i would kill myself if i was prego at 16. or 18

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:00pm

    @ 6:52 Someone should have told that to your mom.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:48pm

    the mouse needs a door to escape to doesn't he.....

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:06pm

    I know someone that could use a punch in the stomach...

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:11am

    Nothing like a post-birth abortion...

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:53am

    have fun living off my tax money.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:35pm

    omg!!! haha u guys are funny.. but then again.. 18 yr old with a 2yr old.. have u ever heard of protection invest in one.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:10am

    Wait... It says that she got two pink lines. Then she asks if it's bad. "Only if you DIDN'T want to fuck up your life" It's only bad if she didn't want to fuck it up. So it's a win.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:17am

    i love 12:09!! haha.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:49am

    05/26 6:27 = the understatement of the century

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:20pm

    you're all assholes. And it's obvious you're not getting laid, or you would understand that even with protection and being careful, sometimes shit happens. Hi. I got pregnant at 17. I was on the pill, and using a condom. Shit happens. I'm in college, supporting myself, and my son is great. I'm not on welfare or any government programs. Seriously. People make mistakes, it's how they deal with those mistakes that makes them who they are.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    So why do people over analyze these texts to the max?

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:01am

    7:09- I'm sure Jesus never heard of anal! Great idea though!

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:47pm

    Wow, crazy how ignorant some people are. Most people have had a situation like this or similar to it. If you say you don't, you are probably lying. It happens. Hopefully everything turns out ok, don't panic.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:20pm

    I had my first child at 20 and my second at 23. Neither were planned, just because I was a few years older, does that make it better? I don't see how it can, as at nearly 27 years old I feel just as mature as I did back then. Stop judging people based on age. I know women my age who are married and have jobs that would be horrible mothers, but 16 year olds who would be great mothers.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:31pm

    just b/c someone gets pregnant doesn't mean they are stupid/slutty. for anyone in the initial poster's position - there are options. getting pregnant is only the end of the world if you aren't willing to deal with the consequences of those options. you essentially have three options and if you don't choose quickly, the choice ultimately gets made for you. good luck.

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:34am

    There's no reason good enough for having a child at 16. Gimme a break! I'm a 30 year old mother of a 7 year old. At 23, I thought I was too young to have a child. She's 18 now and says she's happy?! I wonder how happy she's going to be when she realizes that her young adulthood has evaporated into thin air. Having a child is no joke. You sacrifice yourself so your child is your only priority. Good luck to that first poster.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:36am

    I know this probably isn't the place for intelligent debate (see above), but I gotta say, statistics bear out that, on average, a girl who gets pregnant as a teenager actually receives less government aid (welfare, food stamps, etc.) relative to the taxes she pays than a girl from the same economic background who doesn't. I'm not saying all girls should go out and get pregnant at 14 or something, but yeah, LOTS of teenage mothers end up being productive, useful members of society.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:50pm

    8:35 - Or maybe they're people who didn't make horrible decisions or retarded mistakes and feel a little disrespected at people suggesting that getting knocked up at age 16 is just as acceptable as actually being a productive member of society. Hmm.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:31pm

    "Anonymous said... Re: um how would that fuck up your life? i'm 18 and have the most wonderful life and 2 year old. ________________________________________________ You probably never had a chance of getting out of the trailer park, anyway. " Bahahahahahaha, oh, Bristol Palin :sigh:

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:26am

    That's snohomish county for ya. I'm sorry to say I live there

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:29pm

    Whoever said teenage pregnancy wasn't shameful has never been around a pregnant teenager. Why is it always keep your legs closed and not keep the mouse in house? It takes two to make a baby.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:00pm

    I have a six year old daughter I had when I was sixteen and I'm an incredibly productive member of society.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:31pm

    can someone say welfare baby? if she wants the kid let her have it but her life is fucked unless the father has some intelligence

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:17pm

    It's okay, we all know that when idiots have kids young, the mother doesn't end up rasing it, the grandma does.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm

    maybe everyone should be a little less judgemental...

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:54pm

    I've never laughed so much in my life! Also, give me a break with this teenage parents shouldn't be judge and that those are ignorant for doing so preachings. Let's keep it real! What the Hell are you doing having a child before you are old enough to even vote?! You're a child yourself! You should be worried about the big math test you have to study for. Not worrying about little Timmy's doctor's appt during said math test.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:23pm

    Some of us want to go to college.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:02pm

    What do you say to a 16 year old pregnant chick with two black eyes? ..... Nothing, you already told the bitch twice....

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:04pm

    Our president was born to a young mother. I suppose that whore should have kept her legs shut too...

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:47pm

    I don't understand why this is such a big surprise to ALL OF YOU in the greater Seattle area.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:30pm

    how do you think mary stayed a virgin

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:27pm

    Get the pregnancy test with the digital read-out. Waaaay better.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:53pm

    Some of us want to go to college. ___________________________________________________ So true

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30pm

    Re: The president was born to a young mother... Notice that Ann Dunham is not our President (by the way she was 19 when she had Barack. 19 is graduated from high school and legally an adult). Barack Obama is our president because he didn't start having kids till he was 37...

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:29pm

    hahah snohomish and seattle hahahah ohhhh boy

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:29am

    "Anonymous said... Re: Our president was born to a young mother. I suppose that whore should have kept her legs shut too... ________________________________________________ Oh dear god we could only have hoped

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:24pm

    Seattle knows what's what.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:50pm

    oh boy, lets hope this one wasn't from Oak Harbor. :)

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:23pm

    Christ. 16? Sew it shut for christ sakes.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:02pm

    um how would that fuck up your life? i'm 18 and have the most wonderful life and 2 year old.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:12am

    11:20PM, you were on the pill AND you use condoms? Either you're incredibly hot and stupid or he was incredibly desperate and stupid.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:52pm

    6:47 - This "free to be you and me" crap is partly why that 18 year old has a 2 year old and will probably be a grandmother by 35. If teenage motherhood is a little more shameful, it wouldn't be as rampant.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:18am

    you need a license to to fishing but not to procreate...

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:20pm

    Go @ 5:02!! If its a planned pregnancy then theres nothing wrong with it :) I think in this text though it was most likely an unplanned pregnancy by someone who was sleeping around...

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:00pm

    wow... people are so judgemental. i'm not saying it's right for a girl at 16 to get pregnant, but at least she's making the most of it and is happy. i'm sure half of the people on here were having sex when they were 16 and it's an ACCIDENT that happened to her! some people can use protection and still have an accident. everyone should just grow up.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:56pm

    "It's an ACCIDENT that happened to her." And you know this how?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:02am

    I'm not sure what is better a planned pregnancy at 16 or an unplanned pregnancy at 16. Either way it's fucked up and stupid unless you need extra farm hands in that case it's genius and economically sound.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:35pm

    Haha clearly the ones who feel the need to berate others are masking feelings of insufficiency. What are you covering for? The fact that you're actually the one in a dead end job, lack education, social skills, loved ones, or are you just a jackass with a little dick?

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    her life was fucked at 16

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:19pm

    hahaha omg you guys literally have nothing better to do with your lives

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:59am

    HA! Talk about 2 birds with one vacuum... i mean stone.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:23pm

    Even at 23 I feel a baby would fuck up my life. But that's my life, I don't expect it to be anyone elses. But people who think jokes about domestic violence are ever appropriate have way more to worry about

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    lol 206 ftw! My area code baby.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:09am

    Anyone who needs help reading a pregnancy test via text message probably shouldn't breed.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:49pm

    11:20 i am so sorry you are part of the unfortunate 2% that gets screwed by contraceptives. no pun intended. but for reals, you should probably not be having sex. with your luck, it'll be conjoined twins next...

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:29pm

    There is nothing irresponsible about having an abortion. And if you don't, I'm sure you won't consider your kid a fuckup. But I would choose the abortion.

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:09am

    Jesus havent you heard of anal?!!?

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:19pm

    leave 5:02 alone, she loves her kid good for her!

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:09pm

    i just want to say that my mom had all 3 of her kids in her "teens" and not only is she very well off now, so are all of us.

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:03pm

    i love that they say it's an accident even though they clearly chose to get busy. stfu please and thank you. have kids when you can support them.

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:42pm

    Listen. If she wants to be a little baby machine. That's her retarded insest business. Say hi to Dad/Uncle bob!

  • 34 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:02pm

    your life is great because youre leeching of others. i wish the government wouldnt give handouts to whores who cant keep their legs shut.