PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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