help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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