Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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