yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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what if he's talking about his moms boyfriend finding out she had a wayy older kid...?
hahaha !!! please tell me this is zach were talking about in this text :)
props 1018. more men should do this
I think he's saying that because he didn't ever have sex with her and that's the most he's got to brag about.
I wanna say that to my ex's new bf too
Whats the big deal about past relationships anyway? It's not like sex is Mount Everest.
Can we stop ignoring the fact that suckin' on titties is awwwweeessssome
@9:51 - Agreed, but on the other hand, it's a pretty bullshit move to go out of your way to tell the new s/o "HEY I ALREADY MARKED THAT TERRITORY HAHA"
12:40 You're right, it's like saying, "You know, I took Algebra before you did"
... Who gives a damn, seriously.
But when I first read this, I was definitely thinking the boobs involved were his mom's, which would be strange and awkward.
I pretty much expect to get someone else's leftovers. Thankfully, there are a lot of gents that are getting mine...