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  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:18am

    Can we stop ignoring the fact that suckin' on titties is awwwweeessssome

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:35pm

    I think he's saying that because he didn't ever have sex with her and that's the most he's got to brag about.

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:54pm

    what if he's talking about his moms boyfriend finding out she had a wayy older kid...?

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:22pm

    I pretty much expect to get someone else's leftovers. Thankfully, there are a lot of gents that are getting mine...

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:36am

    hahaha !!! please tell me this is zach were talking about in this text :)

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:42am

    I wanna say that to my ex's new bf too

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:40pm

    @9:51 - Agreed, but on the other hand, it's a pretty bullshit move to go out of your way to tell the new s/o "HEY I ALREADY MARKED THAT TERRITORY HAHA"

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:52pm

    what if he's talking about his moms boyfriend finding out she had a wayy older kid...?

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:51am

    Whats the big deal about past relationships anyway? It's not like sex is Mount Everest.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:18pm

    props 1018. more men should do this

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:58pm

    12:40 You're right, it's like saying, "You know, I took Algebra before you did" ... Who gives a damn, seriously. But when I first read this, I was definitely thinking the boobs involved were his mom's, which would be strange and awkward.