yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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what if he's talking about his moms boyfriend finding out she had a wayy older kid...?
hahaha !!! please tell me this is zach were talking about in this text :)
props 1018. more men should do this
I think he's saying that because he didn't ever have sex with her and that's the most he's got to brag about.
@9:51 - Agreed, but on the other hand, it's a pretty bullshit move to go out of your way to tell the new s/o "HEY I ALREADY MARKED THAT TERRITORY HAHA"
Can we stop ignoring the fact that suckin' on titties is awwwweeessssome
I wanna say that to my ex's new bf too
Whats the big deal about past relationships anyway? It's not like sex is Mount Everest.
12:40 You're right, it's like saying, "You know, I took Algebra before you did"
... Who gives a damn, seriously.
But when I first read this, I was definitely thinking the boobs involved were his mom's, which would be strange and awkward.
I pretty much expect to get someone else's leftovers. Thankfully, there are a lot of gents that are getting mine...