Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Mother knows best lol
Well guess you're less likely to get fucked then.
In fact, you never look pretty. Just saying.
all you do is throw up and slobber
Black out drunk is the 10 of college, trust me you look much better in his eyes.
Jealous!!! I can't wait till my infant daughter grows up so I can have horrible parental priorities too!
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