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  • Submitted by ck24 on May 21, 11 at 1:55pm

    Mother knows best lol

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    Submitted by mogmog on May 21, 11 at 8:17pm

    Well guess you're less likely to get fucked then.

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 21, 11 at 10:50am

    all you do is throw up and slobber

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 21, 11 at 6:13pm

    In fact, you never look pretty. Just saying.

  • Submitted by MrPhone on May 21, 11 at 11:05am

    Black out drunk is the 10 of college, trust me you look much better in his eyes.

  • Submitted by enormoustard on May 21, 11 at 11:41am

    Jealous!!! I can't wait till my infant daughter grows up so I can have horrible parental priorities too!

  • Submitted by air_force_brat on May 21, 11 at 8:11pm

    This was posted on FML