I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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