Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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