Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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