What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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