oh god the rape fog is back!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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