Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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