Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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even if the OP is 16 its still sad..that means at 16 theyve had sex with more than 32 ppl. how is that ok?
Don't be such a skank or man whore. There I solved your problem for you
or guys, apparently..
@ 2:53 I'm sorry for assuming it was a girl. But I'm even more sorry you think vaginas get "saggy." but whatever helps you sleep at night, alone.
I bet she lives closer to Intercourse PA then Blue Ball.
ur a player man i give u my respect :p
Wow. I feel really behind. I'm a virgin.
3:18... im not 2:56 but you are the one who needs to learn simple math.. and to read. If the person has slept with MORE than double that would mean she was 13 and had slept with more than 26 people... hence, 27
Or maybe they've just had a lot of threesomes. That would be an easy and quick way to boost your number. People need to stop taking sex so seriously. We all do it for different reasons. No one needs to judge.
Now that i do the math... So is mine. What's the opposite of FML?
Does that mean if you count that number of times you have contracted and STD you need to use toes because you ran out of fingers?
Double? Try adding an extra zero to your current age. Then we're talking...
ha thats nothing. i gotta be somewhere in the vicinity of 10x my age. no shame
its funny that the votes are split almost exactly equally between "good night" and "bad night".
@ 12:19 LML - love my life. And honestly, I love your life as well.
Let's hope you are not 45
haha that might be the dumbest thing i have ever heard. "stop taking sex so seriously" lol god damn skanks.. i hope you get herpes... not serious or anything, dont worry. neither are abortions.. sooo not serious, not to mention just the fact of being a big fat whore. no biggie. just try to remember their names.
I thinks it's a girl....girls make lists
I wouldn't worry til you hit triple digits....then it mught be time to back off.....
something to aim for huh? lool
when you start sleeping with someone that is double your age, then you should be concerned. until then, wrap it up.
what do you want..? a cookie for fuckin so many girls..?
This person Is from Wallingford/media/maybe Springfield? Lots of sluts.. Definite possibility
448...just for the record, your the shit. i just turned 22 and onnnnn 50? yeah 50. and anyone after that won't be able to tell the difference, trust.
That's disgusting. Pig/ette
Well, I'm a 41 SWM and have slept with about 175 women, plus or minus a few I can't remember...I used to keep track.
seriously?! you would have more sex being in 3 long term relationships, than boning 50 different guys once.
or maybe this person is exaggerating for humor purposes.
The youngest parents on record were 8 and 9.
Then again, they were asian.
4:02, what 13 year old has slept with 27 people?
Let me know know when you reach tripple digits. Then you're a man. Before that it's all just practice.
So how old are you?
im 21, slept with 54 guys and 2 girls. so what? it's not about the number. the only sad thing about it is i can't remember all the names...most but not all. all i'm doing is having fun. kudos OP. call me a slut, whore, skank...i've heard it all.
9:10 you're my hero. I feel the same way. Granted I'm not in the 70's but I'm sure I'll be there shortly.
So how do you divide 0 by 2? Oh I know! 0 ppl! :D
5;05. i think ur getting sex and unprotected sex mixed up. two very different things, one is harmless fun, the other is usually harmless fun
wow im 20 and ive slept with 11 guys...its gonna stay at 11 for hopefully the rest of my life cuz im married lol
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
if he/she is 10, that means he/she has slept with only 20 people..
umm, to the first 2:56... 27? does that mean that you don't understand simple math or you really think this person slept with only a 1/2 person?
Let see.......25 yo.......done 60+ in damage......yep I'm down with this one.
"wow im 20 and ive slept with 11 guys...its gonna stay at 11 for hopefully the rest of my life cuz im married lol"
4:48, they said parents. The 5 year old must have been raped or something.
HELL YES @ 4:11 i was thinking that shit. I think any guy that would actually make a list and know everyone he's had sex with has more morale than the avg, and thus wouldn't have that many sex partners anyway. so its def a girl
I'm 127 years old and I've slept with 5,833 people
That is sad... unless you're only like 16 or something. Then I don't know what it is.
6:11 I feel your pain.
If it's a dude, he's awesome, if it's a chick she's a slut (and should have my number).
Gotta love double standards
3:24, it was a joke. i read it correctly. lighten up.
let's hope it's a guy otherwise... LOOSE AS A GOOSE!
So the number is what 27
LOL your vaj must look like stargate!
im in the same boat....pimpin is pimpin!!! ;) guys are dumb and easy lol
lol, 4:48....agreed....I'm in the 70's and it's actually not difficult to do...you figure, 9 year sex life (active)...on average, one guy every month and a half. Easy if you're in swinger clubs, bisexual, and hate relationships. Also, I don't know where this loose/tight thing came from, but I lol a little inside when guys say how tight I am :-D aaaahahaha. Just stay clean, use condoms, and get tested....then you don't spread nasty diseases and can fuck whoever you want.
I love how some people have decided this is the perfect opportunity for them to announce how many people they've had sex with. It's like the fat chick posts where everyone starts saying "well I'm 5 foot 10 and a size 6"... no one cares.
@2:55..i never sleep alone.....
your mom keeps me entertained..
she has only had sex with 20 guys
Haha I feel ya!! Last night i had to get with my friends so we could remember who I've slept with!
@ 2:51..dumbas..who said it was a girl?? and i hope its not for her sake..her vagina must be extra saggy.
Blacks = gorillas skunks
Women = wet holes bitching
Mine is triple. And I'm 19
3:19 is a stupid idiot and needs to learn how to read.
why would a 10 yr old have sex?? thats nasty...