Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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