his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I would love some sausage. It goes great with pretzels.
Look ladies let's be honest. A big Vanie dick is just sickk. What we really want cumming inside us is a small penis... And money
inc 1000 replies arguing about how good\bad paranormal activity was
Who mentioned tom green ??
Didn't like the movie because nothing happened. And it was fake which was a lame excuse for bad graphics,
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
This is absolutely fantastic!
How about this? Paranormal Activity and the Saw series are both absolute shit.
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?
people who didnt like paranormal activity are the ones who cant wait for the next saw movie to co me out
Uh, no they aren't. I didn't like Paranormal Activity, it was lame. Not terrifying, just a lot of build-up to a massive anticlimax and one of the lousiest endings I've seen in a long time (both the theatrical and alternate endings). I'd rank that ending up with Knowing, even. Horror films I do like: original Nightmare on Elm Street, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Signs, Jennifer's Body, original Friday the 13th, remake of Last House on the Left.
If you didn't think paranormal activitiy was scary I would like to hear your "scary" movies probably the saw series and all those pop ups right lol
No, actually. I like REAL horror films. The original NotS and Friday the 13th, as well as Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later (although 28 Weeks Later was also phenomenal).
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
All that matters is if u know how to work it. Pinky sized dick is not an option!!!
Lmao this text paints a very good picture.. *shudder*
Holy shit that's hilarious!
I like a small dick, sometimes they so tricks a bid dick can't
The girl in Paranormal Activity had disgusting arms. That was the only part that scared me.
Lol having a big penis rocks idk WTF u guys r thinking.
Small penis ftw Small penis ftw Small penis ftw
well said 11:55. they probably thought the new transformers was good too
Lol that's hilarious!!! So true too!
If I had a dime for every small dick I sucked I'd ve a millionare... Now I just have face herpes
11:54 Hahahahaha Tom Green?
you're a phony! hey everyone, this guys a big fat phony!
paranormal activity was stupid.
I thought this movie was great!!! It reminded me of TheBlairWitchProject. It's a must see!
or else ot gets the hose again
Small dicks rock. Anyone who says else wise is a lier
Daddy does not want any sausages. You can stop asking now.
Lolololol this Is fucking hilarious !!!
If you went to Paranormal Activity, you deserve the disappointment you got.
pairuhnormal activety suked yur grandmas ballsd ya titts fuckerrrr.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
1:11 did a literal lol when i read that. Thank you.
4:30, family guy ftw.
Paranormal Activity was wicked good. Everyone who is dissing it was probably to much a fucking pussy to go see it.
hahahahaha fantastic! we've all been there sister
if anyone in here is a real horror movie fan (im not talking about the ring, the grudge, saw etc etc) rent (or buy) funny games..true horror, its my favorite
12:55 agreed, saw sucks shit
My dick is small so I please my wife with my fist
I NEED YOU CLOTHES, BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
2:50 we're thinking our vag isn't loose, thank you verrrrry much
best (halloween) movie ever...
I hate those let downs, we shud start checking em at the door
lulz. New Hampshire. Although I'm thinking college student transplanted in Boston.
Also, why would you be scared of a penis?
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY gave me such a hard on. then i blew a gigantic load into my bellybutton at the end and made the employees clean me up.
If I had to choose I'd rather have a small dick because my pussy hole is so tight anything else rips me like a baby and I bleed for hours
These sausages are making me thirsty
Paranormal Activity also reminded me of the Blair Witch Project and both of those movies sucked...
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?