Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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What a pain in the ass
Imagine all the bacteria crawling under those fake nails. Say hello to tapeworms and pinworms!
Pounding a girl's cervix with a finger in her ass too - great idea
3rd!!!!! 1!1!1!1!!!!!111 KICKASS! I'm so cool I posted in the top three on an online post! W00T!!!1!
Actually, you could cut a good portion out of this. "Note: fake nails...not a good idea"
They're disgusting and super trashy, not to mention filthy and ecoli-ridden. To all people with fake nails: Shoot yourselves immediately.
...girls don't have prostates...just fyi haha
Don't stick that finger in my pooper :[
Oh and I wasn't even 3rrd which makes even cooler
Key to getting something posted on TFLN: include a reference to pubes, anus, dick, etc. Any graphic sexual term, really.
Y the hell would you do that
I am just talking from experience sugar, every Italian guy I have ever been with refused to eat me out, but they demanded that i suck on them. In my opinion they are the worst lovers, if they have done you better then cheers. And before all the slams start, my vag is bikini waxed regularly.
Well where else would this be from if not st. Louis no wonder it has the highest percentages of STDs cause of stupid people doing stupid things. Just another great example
Who the fuck would rate this a good night?!?!
For all of you sexually repressed 15 year olds on here, prostate stimulation is the same as finding a females g spot. It's very pleasurable and isn't gross if your partner is clean. Also, acrylic nails are typically blunt, so unless your boytoy didn't wash his ass before, this shouldn't be an issue.
I think the word im looking for is... Trans-ves-tite.
Seriously.. Nails in butt = bad idea.. Fake or not! Tender tushie tomorrow!!
1:06 I have no idea what the fuck ur talking bout but I can tell u that us Italians do it best and we love everything no homo
Fake nails are trashy anyway.
What's up with all the ass fingering in stl these days? Second one I read about it today. The other was older I think but still. I can't judge though my girl loves my finger in her ass too.
This one time, I fingered my anus. It was cool
The OP obviously knows Cara Hartman from Fenton...she is the queen of ATM.
should have used better Glue
my guess is that the OP is one of those big, fat St. Louis niggahs with 3-inch long curled fake nails. Probably fingering her john and one of those things broke off in his ass.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that everyone attacking 1:39 is Italian.....way to be subtle.
i think the idea of the post is that the nail broke off,
Why the fuck would you post a text about fingering your asshole? And who the FUCK did you send this to?
she probably sliced off a few rectal polyps with those things
what happened to Jeff?
I'm gonna go out on a limb that 231 isn't Italian? Lol. Do you have a point?
12:16 why do you assume its a dude wearing the fake nails? maybes it's lesbians, the girl doing it to herself or even to her dude.
139 did u ever think ur just an ugly Mick?
You just read this on Guyspeak... hahaha... such a fake.
ummm yeah that's pretty gross...
Isn't it a bad idea in general to finger an ass... Fake nails or none
12:17 st louis definitely does not have the highest percentage of stds
Lol. It's probably a girl fingering her guys ass. Borderline homo but nontheless it involves a girl and a guy. So no homo
1.39 ..... I want a picture!!!! I love eating pussy, evrything else is just fucked up!!!
1:39 your puss prolly stinks like some old moldy tuna that's been sittin out for a couple days. Insted of reading this horse shit you should be cleaning your twat.
1:39... It's because your a heffer and the Italian couldn't find your vag under that fupa :)
I swear the dumbest shit gets posted on here none of this garbage is even funny
I got your number, I'll steal your thunder.
I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm.
What is it these days with grls sticking their
fingers up ur ass during sex?
Girls don't have prostates....
I funnel warm BB's down my peehole
Im gonna throw out this idea ...maybe she was fingerin out another girl or even a dude (ive heard stories)
Fingering and licking ass is great. Men love it. Straight men.
the anus needs to be licked, not fingered....
Italy is a place
1217 hate to break it to you but New York has the highest STD rate.
Yea stl represent you sick fuckers!
you dont even have to have the fake nails to make this a bad idea
It makes the pussy tighten up, but why a dude would wear fake nails, that I don't know.
1.31.... Glad to see some of us are getting good sex at least
Stimulating the Prostate, it works on girls and guys. its not rocket science all you homophobes out there, grow up already.