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  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:19am

    What a pain in the ass

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:24am

    Imagine all the bacteria crawling under those fake nails. Say hello to tapeworms and pinworms!

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:22am

    Pounding a girl's cervix with a finger in her ass too - great idea

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:16am

    3rd!!!!! 1!1!1!1!!!!!111 KICKASS! I'm so cool I posted in the top three on an online post! W00T!!!1!

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:02am

    Actually, you could cut a good portion out of this. "Note: fake nails...not a good idea" They're disgusting and super trashy, not to mention filthy and ecoli-ridden. To all people with fake nails: Shoot yourselves immediately.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:45am

    Key to getting something posted on TFLN: include a reference to pubes, anus, dick, etc. Any graphic sexual term, really.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:59am

    ...girls don't have prostates...just fyi haha

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:58am

    Don't stick that finger in my pooper :[

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:58am

    Who the fuck would rate this a good night?!?! FTW!!!!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:39am

    I am just talking from experience sugar, every Italian guy I have ever been with refused to eat me out, but they demanded that i suck on them. In my opinion they are the worst lovers, if they have done you better then cheers. And before all the slams start, my vag is bikini waxed regularly.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:17am

    Oh and I wasn't even 3rrd which makes even cooler

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:24am

    I think the word im looking for is... Trans-ves-tite. K-RI$

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:17am

    Well where else would this be from if not st. Louis no wonder it has the highest percentages of STDs cause of stupid people doing stupid things. Just another great example

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:31am

    For all of you sexually repressed 15 year olds on here, prostate stimulation is the same as finding a females g spot. It's very pleasurable and isn't gross if your partner is clean. Also, acrylic nails are typically blunt, so unless your boytoy didn't wash his ass before, this shouldn't be an issue.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:15am

    Y the hell would you do that

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:13am

    What's up with all the ass fingering in stl these days? Second one I read about it today. The other was older I think but still. I can't judge though my girl loves my finger in her ass too.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:06am

    she probably sliced off a few rectal polyps with those things

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:05am

    my guess is that the OP is one of those big, fat St. Louis niggahs with 3-inch long curled fake nails. Probably fingering her john and one of those things broke off in his ass.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:33am

    1:06 I have no idea what the fuck ur talking bout but I can tell u that us Italians do it best and we love everything no homo

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:41pm

    should have used better Glue

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:35pm

    Why the fuck would you post a text about fingering your asshole? And who the FUCK did you send this to?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:27am

    The OP obviously knows Cara Hartman from Fenton...she is the queen of ATM.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:33am

    Seriously.. Nails in butt = bad idea.. Fake or not! Tender tushie tomorrow!!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:34am

    Isn't it a bad idea in general to finger an ass... Fake nails or none

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:53am

    What is it these days with grls sticking their fingers up ur ass during sex?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:39am

    Fake nails are trashy anyway.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:44pm

    what happened to Jeff?

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:50am

    This one time, I fingered my anus. It was cool

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:31am

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that everyone attacking 1:39 is Italian.....way to be subtle.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:18am

    ummm yeah that's pretty gross...

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:12am

    1.39 ..... I want a picture!!!! I love eating pussy, evrything else is just fucked up!!!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:00am

    12:16 why do you assume its a dude wearing the fake nails? maybes it's lesbians, the girl doing it to herself or even to her dude.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:36am

    i think the idea of the post is that the nail broke off,

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:37am

    You just read this on Guyspeak... hahaha... such a fake.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:19am

    Lol. It's probably a girl fingering her guys ass. Borderline homo but nontheless it involves a girl and a guy. So no homo

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:09am

    I funnel warm BB's down my peehole

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:36pm

    Girls don't have prostates....

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:20am

    12:17 st louis definitely does not have the highest percentage of stds

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:33am

    I'm gonna go out on a limb that 231 isn't Italian? Lol. Do you have a point?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:13am

    First Whoahhhh kimusaby

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:18pm

    Im gonna throw out this idea ...maybe she was fingerin out another girl or even a dude (ive heard stories)

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:21am

    139 did u ever think ur just an ugly Mick?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:59am

    1:39 your puss prolly stinks like some old moldy tuna that's been sittin out for a couple days. Insted of reading this horse shit you should be cleaning your twat.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:37am

    Fingering and licking ass is great. Men love it. Straight men.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:48am

    1:39... It's because your a heffer and the Italian couldn't find your vag under that fupa :)

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:36am

    I swear the dumbest shit gets posted on here none of this garbage is even funny

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 4:43pm

    Mia d'aveta

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:03am

    the anus needs to be licked, not fingered....

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:45am

    Yea stl represent you sick fuckers!

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:10pm

    you dont even have to have the fake nails to make this a bad idea

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:59am

    1217 hate to break it to you but New York has the highest STD rate.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:49am

    1.31.... Glad to see some of us are getting good sex at least

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:40am

    I got your number, I'll steal your thunder. I've got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm.

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:16am

    It makes the pussy tighten up, but why a dude would wear fake nails, that I don't know.

  • 30 65
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 9:53pm

    Italy is a place

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:40am

    Stimulating the Prostate, it works on girls and guys. its not rocket science all you homophobes out there, grow up already.