Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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