He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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the question here is did he succeed
1:52 and 2:03 go play in traffic
maybe if you werent texting, you would be a better catcher...its just rude.
whats with the cheese shit today
Fupa is a fat upper pussy area fucktard
eww you people need hobbies
3:02, how isn't this a good night?
five minutes well spent
should've just sucked it right off
who HASNT done this??!
umm we have one: shooting food off our dicks.
heh, my boyfriend tried that with chocolate chips.
8:43 correction. chicks dont have fupa's
5:38 is getting a cheese-it hard on.
whites r superior to those knuckle draggers
i love how people take this shit so seriously.
on another note, i want to suggest this dining idea to my bf, for sure.
how would one slingshot it?
personally, I'd go for more of a catapult effect.
rip-off from Dane Cook...good try
hahah yesss i love doing this.....you can get quite some range
Ok first of all 1:52 & 2:03 - obviously the same person. I'm sorry your parents didn't love you enough and you have to say stupid shit to get attention on a website where no one even knows who you are.
This may be my favorite text I've ever seen on here!!! I totally want to date this guy!
Haha I've done this with a quarter and got it on the first try!
did he make it? im in suspense
and she spent 5 minutes letting him, obviously a winner herself. NEXT.
maybe if you didnt have a fupa, he would be spending more time around your vag
next time try a cashew, better shape.
love how it is a good night
how the fuck would this be a good night
i hate niggies they suck.. slavery should still be allowed