So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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