I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
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I'm a girl and I love to poop!!! Even turn the lights out when I'm doing it.
A dump can make or break my day.
Clean, big dump = amazing
Messy, painful dump = nightmare
wanna try taking exlax and having explosive diarrhea as a group all over a pigeon? it would be like sweet vengeance... and everyone would feel relieved and ready for the day...
that's why the blumpkin exists. people trying to get the best of both worlds.
Why am I wasting time reading this, I need a life
I wasn't aware that I'm popular enough to be hated.
No no no you can have the best of both worlds! Just date a German or Japanese chick... fuck her and then take a dump on her. She will LOVE you for it!
Hey, ladies do not have a prostrate so cannot enjoy a good dump. Nothing like it, course if you find a girl who will stimulate your prostrate then you both will have LOT more fun.
Hahaha that's hilarious but so disturbing at the same time!
try getting blown while dropping bombs
i am female and have often thought the same thing. i guess release is release, right?
i am a dyke... so stay away from my wife... still gonna call that guy an asshole. funny reply 11:58!
6:02:... lol "Cosby Kids"... classic....
i was going to say maybe your one of those straight guys who would like a little anal play...
psst. there is a very fine wall between a girl's anal passage and vaginal passage. silly boys, we like shitting too. c:
You guys need to get better at sex.
Well the difference between sex and takin a shit is that after takin a shit you dont have to pretend to love the shit pieces in order for them not to kill you if you brake up with them
well i have to say i have major contipation problems so when i take a poop its like being in heaven knowing im not going to be in pain for the next couple of days so i can honestly say i probably enjoy it more then everyone on this thread!
i think like the guy said at 6:26, date a girl who wants you to shit on her, you get double benefits
But it's so degrading for the women. Yikes. But hey if it floats her boat I guess haha. Gross.
it's good, but not better...
Laying some nice long cable is one of the most satisfying things I can do on my own or with family and friends. Poo Parties are the BOMB!
this isn't why you're single lisa you're single because you're a cunt.
i love taking a good shit. i'm not single. i'm straight. and my boyfriend sometimes likes to talk about how long of a shit he took. maybe we're weird.
11:03 this is 9:00......ummmm.......i'm a girl.....and i'm not a lesbian......guess you were doing my husband.....so the joke's on you asshole.
duuuuuuude shitting is awesome... i'm doing it right now!
While you were at work dumping, I was at your house doing your wife. I couldn't stop smiling, every thing is right with the world.
Either you're fucking wrong or i'm shitting wrong
It's a Mark Twain quote about the lack of appreciation for bowel movements.
this should be a t-shirt!
you must be in california or b.c. it's midnight in toronto babe.
5:17am: i installed a camera to watch you before you put in the extra locks.
everyone knows girls dont poop
bahaha you are too funny girl! i do have to agree on a good poop making your day. women can enjoy a good poop as well as men!
After taking a good dump its like everything is right with the world......was in a bad mood at work today.....so i took a dump.....after that i couldn't stop smiling :)
wow. what is the MATTER with men?!?!?!?!?!?!
My friend says this all the time, but he has a girlfriend. So no, it's not why you're single.
LMAO I Love it!!!! and I'm a female haha
you're not the only one. I'd rather drop all the cosby kids off than get off. There's just something magical about dropping a monster duece.
NO! I hate pooping. I feel so vulnerable and I'm convinced someday I will be attacked midpoop. i install extra locks on the bathroom door of every new place i move and I poop super fast. lightning pooper.
I'm reading all of these replies on the shitter
7:26 it's "prostate" not "prostrate" to be prostrate is to lay flat and unmoving
eat me then i'll show you a cunt
someone once said "there is nothing as over rated as sex or as under rated that a good shit"
ginger + cunt = major man repellent you should just give up and go to the dyke side
Sneezing is 1/8 of an orgasm, I couldn't imagine wat a shit would come out to cuz they really r satisfying
Rule 2: A girl hasn't had orgasm till they've had a TheNewRule Orgasm. Come get it ladies!!!!
Jesus Christ! I thought I was the only one! A good healthy shit a day keeps the doctor away... because he wants to be nowhere near someone else's shit.