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  • I'm a girl and I love to poop!!! Even turn the lights out when I'm doing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:45pm
  • A dump can make or break my day. Clean, big dump = amazing Messy, painful dump = nightmare

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i am female and have often thought the same thing. i guess release is release, right? pooooop.... i am a dyke... so stay away from my wife... still gonna call that guy an asshole. funny reply 11:58!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:08am
  • wanna try taking exlax and having explosive diarrhea as a group all over a pigeon? it would be like sweet vengeance... and everyone would feel relieved and ready for the day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:59pm
  • I wasn't aware that I'm popular enough to be hated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:36pm
  • No no no you can have the best of both worlds! Just date a German or Japanese chick... fuck her and then take a dump on her. She will LOVE you for it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 6:02:... lol "Cosby Kids"... classic....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:18pm
  • it's good, but not better...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:52pm
  • that's why the blumpkin exists. people trying to get the best of both worlds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Hey, ladies do not have a prostrate so cannot enjoy a good dump. Nothing like it, course if you find a girl who will stimulate your prostrate then you both will have LOT more fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:26pm
  • this isn't why you're single lisa you're single because you're a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:19pm
  • well i have to say i have major contipation problems so when i take a poop its like being in heaven knowing im not going to be in pain for the next couple of days so i can honestly say i probably enjoy it more then everyone on this thread!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Why am I wasting time reading this, I need a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:21pm
  • You guys need to get better at sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:12pm
  • try getting blown while dropping bombs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:33am
  • Laying some nice long cable is one of the most satisfying things I can do on my own or with family and friends. Poo Parties are the BOMB!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:28pm
  • i was going to say maybe your one of those straight guys who would like a little anal play...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:31pm
  • psst. there is a very fine wall between a girl's anal passage and vaginal passage. silly boys, we like shitting too. c:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:29am
  • i think like the guy said at 6:26, date a girl who wants you to shit on her, you get double benefits

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:31pm
    • But it's so degrading for the women. Yikes. But hey if it floats her boat I guess haha. Gross.

      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:36pm
  • i love taking a good shit. i'm not single. i'm straight. and my boyfriend sometimes likes to talk about how long of a shit he took. maybe we're weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:28pm
  • this should be a t-shirt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:15am
  • Well the difference between sex and takin a shit is that after takin a shit you dont have to pretend to love the shit pieces in order for them not to kill you if you brake up with them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 6:14pm
  • everyone knows girls dont poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:38pm
  • While you were at work dumping, I was at your house doing your wife. I couldn't stop smiling, every thing is right with the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:03pm
  • duuuuuuude shitting is awesome... i'm doing it right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Either you're fucking wrong or i'm shitting wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:11pm
  • 11:03 this is 9:00......ummmm.......i'm a girl.....and i'm not a lesbian......guess you were doing my husband.....so the joke's on you asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:58pm
  • you must be in california or b.c. it's midnight in toronto babe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:09am
  • It's a Mark Twain quote about the lack of appreciation for bowel movements.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:03pm
  • After taking a good dump its like everything is right with the world......was in a bad mood at work today.....so i took a dump.....after that i couldn't stop smiling :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:00pm
  • you're not the only one. I'd rather drop all the cosby kids off than get off. There's just something magical about dropping a monster duece.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:02pm
  • bahaha you are too funny girl! i do have to agree on a good poop making your day. women can enjoy a good poop as well as men!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:23am
  • wow. what is the MATTER with men?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 5:17am: i installed a camera to watch you before you put in the extra locks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:20am
  • LMAO I Love it!!!! and I'm a female haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:13am
  • My friend says this all the time, but he has a girlfriend. So no, it's not why you're single.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:01pm
  • eat me then i'll show you a cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I'm reading all of these replies on the shitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:01pm
  • ginger + cunt = major man repellent you should just give up and go to the dyke side

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:29pm
  • NO! I hate pooping. I feel so vulnerable and I'm convinced someday I will be attacked midpoop. i install extra locks on the bathroom door of every new place i move and I poop super fast. lightning pooper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:17am
  • 7:26 it's "prostate" not "prostrate" to be prostrate is to lay flat and unmoving

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Rule 2: A girl hasn't had orgasm till they've had a TheNewRule Orgasm. Come get it ladies!!!!

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 15, 10 at 11:50am
  • someone once said "there is nothing as over rated as sex or as under rated that a good shit"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:00pm
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:35am
  • Sneezing is 1/8 of an orgasm, I couldn't imagine wat a shit would come out to cuz they really r satisfying

    Submitted by damgam on Oct 2, 11 at 3:18am
  • Jesus Christ! I thought I was the only one! A good healthy shit a day keeps the doctor away... because he wants to be nowhere near someone else's shit.

    Submitted by Meat_Smacker69 on Jul 19, 13 at 10:43pm