Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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