Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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