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  • Aw hell no. Fantasy sports: DND for guys who used to beat up other guys who played DND. BJ ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:20am
  • Spoken by a guy who couldn't get a blow job from a hot chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:43am
  • road head is the best. it kinda hurts my neck tho /:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:17pm
  • LOL at "fantasy sports are just D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03am
  • As much as I love my football nothin beats gettin blown

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:56pm
  • Maybe check your fantasy teams while getting a blow job?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:35am
  • Rule #2 - Blowjobs shall always hold precedent over Rule #1. Get your priorities straight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:31am
  • BJs are overrated but they feel great all the same.. Drop the fantasy sports and get some ya fuckin pansy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:58am
  • You can totally get a blow job and do fantasy sports on the shitter. If you can do all 3 at once you get your bust put up in the Man Hall of Fame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Blow jobs from your mom don't count :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:12am
  • See that is the probable with todays youth can't multi task. take the advice of an elder you can get a blow job doing just about anything. its time to man up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:02am
  • Bull-shit u can't get Blowjobs on the shitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:29am
  • Yeah, any guy willing to play D and D for jocks o er getting a BJ is clearly a closet case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 11:29 can and have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:31am
  • Clearly spoken by a guy whose had enough blow jobs that he doesn't have to drop everything else in life when an opportunity arises. If he's the kind of guy who couldn't get a hot chick I'm sure he'd ditch his mother's funeral for one. Hell I used to turn off a video game for a bj, now I won't even pause it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:54am
  • Dude you can still get head and check fantasy sports..... It's not like you have to take your pads and cup off retard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Let me explain something for the moron who said this, A hot chick willing to suck your dick is the highest priority. If there was a bus full of burning cash/dogs/people and I was holding a firehose and a hot chick was there asking me if she could suck me off, I would throw that fucking firehose to the side so fast it would make her head spin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 6:51pm
  • what a dork and a virgin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:45pm
  • It's pretty clear you're a homosexual.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Anyone else here able to suck their own dick. I finally got the technique down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:57am
  • U all just suck @ fantasy sportz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:01am
  • Fantasy sports > anything chicks can do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:55am
  • i dont think any guy would turn down a blow job to check his fantasy football scores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:58pm
  • That a boy you set those priorities!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 8:55am
  • I was getting a blow job as I wrote the rule. What have you done today?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:47am
  • I concur with 10:31...dumbass. I hope you die in a fire for this idiotic "rule"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:38am
  • Those are TERRIBLE priorities!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:07am
  • fantasy sports are just D & D for duche bags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:00am
  • Alright, what's the most interesting thing done while getting a bj? Go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:20am
  • Talk about misplaced priorities...fail!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:16pm
  • road head driving to FL while talking on cell phone.. bluetooth ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:29pm
  • The rulemaker is clearly a female. They're taking over our lives!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:10pm
  • You can't play fantasy sports while on the shitter, but you can get a blow job while on the shitter... Clearly blow jobs are more maleable and thus less valuable on the priority list. It's like frosting on a cake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:35am
  • That's just dumb but singing gettn some head is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:36am
  • WTF is happening to this world and the peoples rules !!! Ahhhhhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:01pm
  • UGH!! my boyfriend is the same way... i do it anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:41pm
  • why couldnt he just do both the only hard about that is ya dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 10:07 is a virgin who's only gotten dates with girls who look like the illigitimate offspring of shrek and Quasimodo. 100 bucks says he'd ditch their ugly asses for final fantasy let alone fantasy football

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:20am
  • Got a blow job while doing my Spanish lab. I was speaking gibberish into the headset while cumming in her mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:24am
  • Unless gettin blown is your fantasy league.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Isn't fantasy football for unathletic fuck tards who can't get pussy?so they can "prove" themselves to other nerds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:50am