Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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Spoken by a guy who couldn't get a blow job from a hot chick.
Aw hell no. Fantasy sports: DND for guys who used to beat up other guys who played DND. BJ ftw
road head is the best. it kinda hurts my neck tho /:
Rule #2 - Blowjobs shall always hold precedent over Rule #1. Get your priorities straight!
LOL at "fantasy sports are just D
As much as I love my football nothin beats gettin blown
Maybe check your fantasy teams while getting a blow job?
See that is the probable with todays youth can't multi task. take the advice of an elder you can get a blow job doing just about anything. its time to man up.
You can totally get a blow job and do fantasy sports on the shitter. If you can do all 3 at once you get your bust put up in the Man Hall of Fame.
Blow jobs from your mom don't count :)
BJs are overrated but they feel great all the same.. Drop the fantasy sports and get some ya fuckin pansy
Bull-shit u can't get Blowjobs on the shitter
Clearly spoken by a guy whose had enough blow jobs that he doesn't have to drop everything else in life when an opportunity arises. If he's the kind of guy who couldn't get a hot chick I'm sure he'd ditch his mother's funeral for one. Hell I used to turn off a video game for a bj, now I won't even pause it
Yeah, any guy willing to play D and D for jocks o er getting a BJ is clearly a closet case.
Let me explain something for the moron who said this, A hot chick willing to suck your dick is the highest priority. If there was a bus full of burning cash/dogs/people and I was holding a firehose and a hot chick was there asking me if she could suck me off, I would throw that fucking firehose to the side so fast it would make her head spin.
11:29 can and have.
Anyone else here able to suck their own dick. I finally got the technique down.
Dude you can still get head and check fantasy sports..... It's not like you have to take your pads and cup off retard!!
what a dork and a virgin!
i dont think any guy would turn down a blow job to check his fantasy football scores
Fantasy sports > anything chicks can do.
I concur with 10:31...dumbass. I hope you die in a fire for this idiotic "rule"
U all just suck @ fantasy sportz
That a boy you set those priorities!!!
It's pretty clear you're a homosexual.
I was getting a blow job as I wrote the rule. What have you done today?
Talk about misplaced priorities...fail!
Those are TERRIBLE priorities!
Alright, what's the most interesting thing done while getting a bj? Go.
road head driving to FL while talking on cell phone.. bluetooth ftw!
fantasy sports are just D & D for duche bags
The rulemaker is clearly a female. They're taking over our lives!
You can't play fantasy sports while on the shitter, but you can get a blow job while on the shitter... Clearly blow jobs are more maleable and thus less valuable on the priority list. It's like frosting on a cake...
That's just dumb but singing gettn some head is hilarious
UGH!! my boyfriend is the same way... i do it anyway
why couldnt he just do both the only hard about that is ya dick
WTF is happening to this world and the peoples rules !!! Ahhhhhhhh
10:07 is a virgin who's only gotten dates with girls who look like the illigitimate offspring of shrek and Quasimodo. 100 bucks says he'd ditch their ugly asses for final fantasy let alone fantasy football
Got a blow job while doing my Spanish lab. I was speaking gibberish into the headset while cumming in her mouth.
Unless gettin blown is your fantasy league.
Isn't fantasy football for unathletic fuck tards who can't get pussy?so they can "prove" themselves to other nerds.