I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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