dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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