He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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Hey, fuck you. We don't bitch at you for having to piss every ten minutes, or taking 2 hours to get ready, so don't complain about our prostate issues.
You women can barely pee by yourselves, so, STFU !!!!
And he can only cum with the mayonaise dispenser dripping...
Hey my girlfriend does the same thing!
Can't understand normal thinking! Worthless Bitch!
Then stop dating him. Girls have dumped guys for less.
It's polite to run the faucet while you're using the restroom. Particularly in a one bedroom apartment, nobody wants to hear their SO using the restroom!
You tell'um This.
I dated a guy who couldn't poo unless he was naked. He said he didn't want the stench to permeate his clothing.