Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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