After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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Real men don't use shot glasses.
It's way better being a lightweight
Less drinks to get you drunk means less money to spend on drinks
I hate being a heavyweight...
Yay, this is from Houston bitches!!!
In soviet russia, pause slurs you!
Rip-off, sorry, not repeat.
today is apparently the day for old, used jokes to make it on tfln. awesome?
Charles Rutherford says: u should put ur paws on my cock slurping my knob
Oh God. This sounds like me, I'm such a lightweight...it's pathetic.
It's sad some of you people are so religious with this fucking site you know what the repeats or 'rip offs' are.
Goony goo goo. What the fuck is goony goo goo Gus?
This one was on here already
Balls McLongcock says: Real men do shots of everclear
Okay Stephen Wright, I can steal jokes too.
This is a Steven Wright (the guy on the couch) quote from his standup
This is a repeat of one of the first texts I read here (august).
"(440): you were so drunk you slurred your pauses" from August.
STEVEN WRIGHT. YOUTUBE HIM.
pussy lightweight or that was 151 consumed..
To 5:09(3) everclear is the shit
4:54 fucking awful, actually.
Oh I get it! It's funny because you can actually slur a pause! He is just exaggerating!
That anonymous guy is right. Steven Wright coined this phrase. Fuck whoever submitted this or the one from before.