I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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Gonna need more than just a case!
And more pizzas.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
You forgot about the half pack of cigarettes.
count. me. in.
Some people actually like to remember the sex they have pound_vag....
Doesn't matter, had sex?
So even when it's bad it's good? Like pizza right? Pizza doesn't carry std's potentially. Also if your that fucked up that you may not feel it or remember what's the point?
That's not going to last a week....
You need more beer.